Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What makes pirates such good singers?