Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?