What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is the color of the wind?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?