What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When do astronauts eat?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?