Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?