What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
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What game does pasta always play at recess?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the bunny upset?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?