What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where are average things manufactured?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?