How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What tea do footballers drink?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What was the first animal in space?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?