What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?