What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?