Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the math book sad?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?