Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which is the worst season?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?