Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?