What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How does a penguin build its house?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What are baby potatoes called?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?