What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do nosey peppers do?