How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?