How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What nationality are most fish?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which bug is related to you?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?