How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Where does breakfast live?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What fish only swims at night?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?