What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
When does a horse talk?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?