What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call an old snowman?