What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?