What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the horse so happy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is the coolest country?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?