Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How are teens like cats?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you get straight A's?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a dog that meditates?