Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do elves learn in school?
When do astronauts eat?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call the dog magician?