Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are grandkids so great?
What condiment has wings?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do math teachers love March?
It's Crowded!
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?