Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?