Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?