Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why is spring the oddest season?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?