What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?