What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?