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What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?