Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
When do cows get tired?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?