What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?