What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the bread do on vacation?