Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What animal has 20/20 vision?