Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.