Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How are teens like cats?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?