Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a Russian flea?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do hurricanes see?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?