Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where does laundry go to college?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?