Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?