What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How does a cow do math?