What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why are cats good at playing video games?