What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are baseball players so good at math?