What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the horse so happy?