Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Can February March?
What is a king's favorite weather?