Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?