What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is the definition of Robin?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?