Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?