What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?