Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?