Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do bees get to school?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?