What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.