What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do bears keep cool?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?