What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?