What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?