What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?