Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?