What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What birds make average students?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?