What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?