What do elves learn in school?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?