What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?