Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?