What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What animal floats best?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?