Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What vegetables do librarians like?