Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How do snowmen get information?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What nationality is Santa Claus?