Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What food is a man's best friend?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the most masculine animal?