Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?