What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?