Why did the cat start laughing?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do bees chew?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?