Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What car can you only see twice a year?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?