Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the friendliest pen?