Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the friendliest national park?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How was the wedding?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What kind of music do planets like?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?