Why don't ants get sick?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?