What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?