What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a small mom?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?