What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do books love to go on vacation?