What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a tired tree?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?