Where do polar bears vote?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?