What do you call a short cow?
Why did the foal cough?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How was the wedding?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What fairy loves to count?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a cow's favorite music note?