What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
How long do chickens work?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the bee sad?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do cows say on NYE?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a sad latte?
What animal makes the best lunches?