Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do math teachers love March?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do bees say in the summer?