Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What is a cow's dream job?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How does the sun listen to music?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?