Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What's the noisiest food?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?