Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.