What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?