What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Can February March?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do vampires keep their money?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?