What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?