What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?