What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do termites go camping?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?