What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What game do mice love to play?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?