What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the dog overweight?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?