Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What vegetables make the best music?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?