Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?