Which former US President was always cold?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
If you need help building an ark...
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did you learn in school today, son?