Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is the color of the wind?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?