Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?