Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which fly makes films?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?