Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
When do mice play every day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?