What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?