What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where would you find an elephant?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?