What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do cows wear bells?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?