What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which state has the best streets?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?