Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which subject has two parts?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?