How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which state has the best streets?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?