What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What time does everyone love to drink?