What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do billboards talk?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?