Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What was the first animal in space?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?