We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Do dads always snore?