Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of bird can write?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?