What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What fish only swims at night?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do you spot a modern spider?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
A book just fell on my head.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?