What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?