Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?