Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What says: oom oom oom?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is another name for a cow?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?