Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What animals make the best students?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you grill cheese?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?