What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?