Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?