Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What horn never makes a sound?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?