My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
It literally takes her nana-seconds.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How does a squid go into battle?