Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which is the worst season?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?