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The foul line.
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Why are trees always so positive?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
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What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do math teachers eat?