What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?