What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Zoom™-bie.
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is the color of the wind?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?